2 hour delay

Evan's alarm goes off at 7 am.  We try and turn lights on and 'warn' him that 7 am is approaching.  This morning I went into his room, had a conversation with him and I left to get ready myself.  7:20 is the magical time when everyone is supposed to be downstairs ready for breakfast.  At 7:19 I leave my room get to the steps and look in Evan's room.  He is STILL IN BED.  Here is our conversation.

me:  get out of bed, it is 7:20
evan:  oh.  I thought there was a 2 hour delay today
me:  what?
evan:  I thought there was a 2 hour delay today
me:  No, why would you think that?
evan:  because you didn't yell at me this morning to get out of bed.
me:  (voice raised) GET OUT OF BED and GET MOVING!

I guess the lesson of the morning was if I don't raise my voice nothing will get done.  Lovely.

Sleepovers and Hayden Speak

Evan went to a sleepover this weekend at Joe Fusiles house.  When he was picked up Sunday morning we were informed that they stayed up until 4 am!  Are you kidding me?  Needless to say Sunday night when Evan crawled into his bed he said 'ahhh, it feels like my bed is hugging me'.  This morning he wouldn't get out of bed so I said, the bed is done hugging you, get out, NOW!

Hayden is fascinated with boobs.  My boobs.  He calls them 'bum bums' and 'round cakes'?????????  Whose kid is he again?